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“I’m ready for bed!”
‘Derp… where did you get that?’
“I bought it!”
‘Who the f***‘s selling onesies? Actually, forget that, why are there adult-sized onesies?’
“Iunno. But it’s awesome! Look, there’s a flap in the back for when I need to poop.”
‘I… I have no words.’
“Are you okay, mom?”
‘I’m fine, honey. Just don’t wear that when you go out.’
“Pfft, well duh, I’m not gonna wear it outside. It’s for bed.”
‘…’
“…”
‘You were thinking about wearing it outside, weren’t you?’
“Only a little bit.”
