“Purge You Whole World”, a comic by James Corck. In the grim darkness of the pony-future, there is only war… And musical numbers!

To the tune of “Part of Your World” from Disney’s The Little Mermaid. Because I’m messed up like that.

Traitorous Scum… Clearly Ah see,

Y’all are consumed by complete heresy.

So, Ah’m afraid Ah am forced…

Am forced to kill… everything.

Look at the lies— All that ya told.

How many falsehoods can one traitor hold?

There’s just one solution, Ah think:

Exterminate everything!

Ya got hip’au-griff trade goods aplenty

Ya got paranid hives in excess

Smooze-ite covens with pox? Ah count twenty!

Face the wrath… Of our great… Sun Princess!

Ah’ve gotta bomb where the ponies are.

Ah’m gonna set, set the bedrock dancin’

Exterminatus declared—

Ah’ve called up the… Fleet!

Begging for mercy won’t get ya far.

The Inquisition, we ain’t so trusting.

Bargaining’s useless. Ah know

All y’all heretics… Cheat!

No need to talk; don’t try to run.

That glow in the sky, it sure ain’t the sun.

Look up as we, as it must be

Purge your whole world.