Don’t worry, I shared with her eventually! She wouldn’t stop biting me, I kinda forgot that we were attached at the neck. But then again, she also forgot and it hurt her just as much as me. This went on for approximately 6 hours before we called a truce because we were hungry as hell. And trust me, hell’s got nothing on our stomachs.

Extra large, jumbo-sized, humongamous, I think these are the only REAL words I can use to describe it when we pair up.

We’re an unstoppable eating duo, heck, we made short work of a good four or five planets on our monolithic rampage across the continent. Pretty soon we’ll both BE the new earth, that’s fine with you all right?