Ah, and now it’s my turn to experience why being a big parade balloon can be just a little bit problematic, when you’re on the job going around and hadn’t noticed a naughty unicorn sliding into your puffy padding for some squeaky fun~ Try as I might, that darn tether’s just short enough to keep my hoof from reaching the front of my padding, and that unicorn’s still huffing into a very sensitive valve~

Hopefully Minty knows what he’s in for when the parade ends… if I can just keep it together until then, anyways~