>You finally got your own place to live and they even admit pets

>After much thinking you decide to get a fluffy pony

>Go to the pet shop to get your very own fluffy pony

>Once there the regular fluffies just dont catch your eye

>Nu daddeh? Sketties? Pway? They all sound the same to you

>Looking around the shop you see they carry the licensed MLP fluffies

>God! $150 for one of those? They must be joking

>Youre about to leave the pet shop somewhat frustrated, regular fluffies wont make it and licensed ones are way too expensive, at least if you want to cover your rent this month

>You think better and ask the owner if you can pay in cash instalments

>She negates but suddenly his eyes brighten up

>I can do something better, I can offer you a uh defective item at 60% discount just no refunds

>You ask to see said item and soon the owner comes back with a carton carrying case

>As she opens it you see a perfect Pinkie Pie fluffy pony covering his eyes suddenly hurt by the bright light and quickly agree to buy her

>You pay the 60 bucks youre asked for, step price but totally worth it.

>Once home you take her out of the carrying case and tell her youre her new daddy

>She immediately cheers up and reaches with her front hooves to hug you so you comply and lift her from the ground

>uhoh.jpg

>defective item oh well its not so bad having a Pinkie Guy