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“Domination and BATTER-y”

My guest comic for “Friendship is Dragons” – a D&D/MLP:FiM screencap-based campaign webcomic by Newbiespud

Page 1297 – Domination and BATTER-y

Author: dziadek1990

Guest Author’s Note: “As one piece of writing advice goes: ‘Break your cuties to see what they are made of.‘

Did your character ever encounter a situation that forced them to act VERY differently from how they usually do?”

Note: Now accepting guest comics! Details and rules here. Deadline: November 6th.

DM: And the necromancer is blinded.

PP: Hee-hee!

RD: zzz… whuh… wh… wha? Necromancerwha?

DM: Nice improvised ammo… though your party cannon will be unusable for a while.

PP: Yeah, I know it wasn’t designed to shoot cake batter… Still, was fun.

RD: What necromancer?

PP: I told you! Toooold youuuu! That innocent-looking old man WAS evil after all! Take THAT!

RD: Ah crap, really?

RD: …‘kay, Let me get my wallet then…

<shuffle><br/>
PP: No need! I was kidding with that bet being for money.<br/>
RD: Alright, then at least I’ll make Rainbow start flying to wherever-the-several-hells-you-are. She’ll follow the sound of the cannon blast.<br/>
DM: <roll> Lucky you. Pinkie managed to glean through his illusion. The toupee that he was wearing and which seemingly-accidentally landed on your rump is actually his tarantula familiar, disguised as a small wig of hair.<br/>
PP: So he wore a spider-hat this whole time?<br/>
DM: Your Initiative is higher than the spider’s. What do you do?<br/>
PP: Destroy! Destroy Destroy DESTROY!<br/>
RD: What did I miss? Why are YOU suddenly the violent one?<br/>
PP: That bad-old-bald man tried to HYPNOTIZE me! He wanted me to betray you guys and kill you in your sleeps!<br/>
RD: Huh?<br/>
PP: He also might have wanted to kill me to make me his zombie later, I’m not sure?<br/>
RD: Hypnotized?<br/>
PP: Yup. He managed to do it, too… but then the dummy started ordering me to kill you guys, and so I got a second Will save, and then I snapped out of my trance-ism. My love for you girls has WON!!<br/>
PP: Pinkie’s normally not the one for violence… but… him-trying-to-make-Pinkie-kill-her-friends? Yeah… THAT kind of a thing DEFINITELY goes into her No-No Pile.<br/>
RD: Will you be killing him?<br/>
PP: …welllll… he DID spit in my face when I tried Diplomacy after his hypnosis-thingie failed…<br/>
RD: What an ass.<br/>
PP: …hahaha! Yeah! Literally!<br/>
PP: But no, I guess I’ll just beat him into a pulp and then tie him up.<br/>
RD: If he survives the encounter, that is.<br/>
Rainbow already reached you.<br/>
And she hungers for BLOOD.<br/>
PP: Aw…