Page 1046 – Don’t Yuck My Yum

So when I wrote the last Author’s Note, I genuinely had no plans for April Fools’ shenaniganery. And that remained true for the site. But over in video game stream land, I did pull a little con involving Pokemon White. (Though I might actually end up playing through that.)

Rainbow Dash:

<roll> So does a 25 do it?<br/>
DM: Just barely. The clouds seemed to actively avoid you, but you fly so fast that they all get grouped together. But they threaten to break apart at any moment.<br/>
Twilight Sparkle: Excellent! Now, Applejack, lasso them!<br/>
Applejack: Um.<br/>
Twilight Sparkle: They’re more corporeal than regular clouds. We can trap them!<br/>
Applejack: With a lasso, she says… Fine. Straight Dex? <roll><br/>
DM: 20? Good enough! The clouds are merged and bound.<br/>
Applejack: …And why did I do that?<br/>
Pinkie Pie: So we can squeeze them and take the BIGGEST GULP OF CHOCOLATE MILK EVER!!<br/>
Applejack: …<br/>
Rarity: No snarky quip for that?<br/>
Applejack: Nope. Ah am defeated.<br/>
DM: You realize that’s gonna taste like chocolate syrup and rainwater, right?<br/>
Pinkie Pie: DO YOU HATE FUN?! IS THAT IT?!