Page 708 – Tele-Schadenfreude

Might as well make a prompt for the unusual situation:

Any stories about expecting a player to respond to something in-game one way, but instead they react – not just a little differently – completely the opposite?

DM: …so they just flew over the train anyway.

Applejack: BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA! Oh wow!

DM: Okay, turning that down…

Twilight Sparkle: You’re… not mad?

Applejack: Why would Ah be? This is all insane, but… Heh heh heh! After the night Ah’ve had, hearin’ y’all be yer silly selves is juuust fine.

Fluttershy: So this is what you wanted Applejack to do?

Applejack: Dunno, maybe? Doesn’t matter now. Ah like this way too much.

DM: You said, “Applejack doesn’t want to tell, end of story.“

Fluttershy: …But she didn’t know we’d be going to see her, did she?

Applejack: Nope. Shoulda figured, really.

Rainbow Dash: So NOW can we know what’s going on?!

Applejack: Right, right. Might as well tell ya mahself. Here’s mah secret shame. Hope it was worth all the– Pffffaahaha!