Page 564 – More Pony Feats

Author: Winged Cat

Guest Author’s Note: Story Time prompt: “Tell us of a feat, class power, or the like – in any system – that you (not your characters) have gotten from roleplaying.”

DM: I’ll never forget that time my players got together to come up with custom feats…

Fluttershy: Umm, we were discussing, and they thought maybe I could take an accuracy bonus to airdropping Angel into combat?

DM: Sure, with practice. Would Fluttershy want Angel to fight her battles for her, enough that she’d actually practice that?

Fluttershy: No! She’d never put her friend in danger like…oh, I guess this isn’t her. I’ll think of something else.

PP: Pinkiewall!

DM: Which is?

PP: I flatten my tail and spice it full of laughs! Any creature who tries to get past me is stunned.

DM: …I’ll get back to you on that.

RD: Orb of Awesome! It’s like an ioun stone, but it makes everything I do 20% cooler!

DM: Which translates to dice mechanics as…?

RD: …

DM: 20% bonus to all rolls?

RD: Yeah?

DM: No.

RD: Aww.

AJ: Appleshot. Able to conjure up enough apples for ammunition, a feast, or any occasion.

DM: You run an apple farm. Wouldn’t you just sell them for unlimited income?

AJ: Aheh. I never was good at pulling fast ones.

Rarity: To clarify a point the others suggested, just because I run a fashion business does not mean I can pull magic armor out of thin air for the party, right?

DM: Right.

Rarity: But that’s not to say that my shop never happens to, ah, acquire such items for resale?

DM: If it does, it’ll be plot.

DM: Alright, what’s your idea?

TS: Hmm?

DM: What silly, overpowered feat did you come up with? I saw you thinking about it.

TS: Oh, that discussion! No, nothing for Twilight. I was thinking about the feat this game gave me, just for showing up and playing.

DM: Pardon?

TS: An amazing group of friends to cheer me up every week. There’s no Allies or Contacts feat, but maybe something like Iron Will to reflect the lingering effects?

DM: …

TS: Did I say something wrong? You’re crying!

DM: I-It’s nothing. sniff Let me know if you find our character sheets. I want to see your Charisma score.