Sunset: (angry) Why would they add micro transactions in this game?! I mean, it’s just a simple racing game from the 90’s! Why would they-

Her thoughts were interrupted by the door bell. She answers it.

Derpy: Special delivery for Sunset Shimmer.

Sunset: But, my copy of Spyro isn’t coming until next week. What’s this?

Derpy: I don’t know. It has your address on it, so… here ya go.

Sunset: Uhh… thanks?

Derpy: (cheerful) No problem. See ya later.

Derpy walks off back to her van, while Sunset closes the door and carries the huge box inside.

Sunset: What’s in here? It’s a bit heavy.

She opens it to find a huge pile of cakes inside.

Sunset: Wha- What the hell? Who would send me all of these cakes? … Someone one who wants me to be as fat as she is. PINKIE!

Sunset could’ve sworn she could hear Pinkie’s laughing from far away.

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A fat edit of >>2123150