It was the dead of night and Galaxy Guard was wide awake. Not only that, but thoroughly disgusted. For her decent night’s sleep was interrupted by her very-pregnant wife, rubbing up against her and moaning sexually in some sort of erotic dream that she would not wake up from.

“Mmm…yes…”

“For fuck’s sake Firefly, roll over!”

“Nooo…stay for dinner, I got pussy.” Firefly began grinding her hips and belly against Galaxy’s backside and moaning louder. “Yes…yes! Harder!”

“Ew! Gross!” Galaxy tried to wriggle away. “Wake up!”

“Ahh…” Firefly moaned just as something wet and warm began to spread from her crotch and all over the sheets.

“Really? Did you seriously just wet the bed?” Galaxy broke free and sprang out of bed in disgust. “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“Ngggh…” Firefly’s blissful smile twisted into a pained frown as she curled in on herself. “Ow…not that hard…”

“Wait…” Galaxy began to put everything together. The rush of liquid, the sudden pain, this wasn’t just a wet dream! “Firefly, your water broke! You’re in labor!”

“Labor…” Firefly mumbled. “Wait-“ her eyes shot open. “I’m in labor!”

“Yes! We gotta call Hawk and Ambrosia and get to the hospital!”

“Holy shit! The baby’s coming!” The changeling tried to get up in her groggy state, but ended up instead rolling rather ungracefully out of bed. “We gotta go to the doctor!”

“That’s what I just said!” Galaxy barked, already packing their bags. “Now get up so we can go!”

“Alright! Ya don’t need to hurry!” Firefly heaved herself up, muttering down to her belly, “You interrupted a really great dream…”