Description:
Peter bursts through the front door riding Gilda, shocking the family on the couch.
Peter: Hello everybody, this is Gilda. She’s a griffon. I have a griffon now.
Gilda: ‘Sup, noobs?
Lois: Peter, what the hell?!
Peter: You know, I went to Griffonstone last week and asked Griffon Lord Gestal if I could keep one of these things, and he told me to scram. Went back today with a shotgun, shot a couple of his colleagues, and now I have a griffon.
Brian: Does she bite?
Gilda: Of course I bite, loser. I’m a griffon. Now what’s on TV?