Alternate dialogue/sequel to

. Parchment Bleach made the mistake of turning himself into his female alter ego, Pretty Paper, and hiding in Sugarcube Corner during one of his infamous escapades in the past. Pinkie had never seen Pretty Paper before, and set about giving the mysterious new pony her famous Pinkie welcome she gives to all her new friends— by “helping” her eat hundreds and hundreds of baked goods. Pinkie mistook her misery for enthusiasm, and now Pretty Paper is one of her best friends, one of the few ponies she knows who likes to let loose and make an absolute pig of herself, no matter how fat she gets in the process. This couldn’t be further from the truth, of course, but once Pinkie has whisked you away somewhere and started shoving baked good after baked good in your mouth, it’s not easy to voice an objection.