Commissioner here: One from the “fanfic I may never finish” pile. In the future, the Crystal Empire is ruled by a pony named Valiant Heart who has a mysterious-at-first connection to good ol’ Shiny and Cady (spoiler: it turns out that means “the Crystal Heart can DBZ-ify two or more ponies into one super pony, and this is good ol’ Shiny and Cady.”)

Valiant Heart’s right-hoof pony is Bowtie, a perfectly normal tailor who is not a super deadly secret agent or anything. >_> Why G1-based colors but G3-based CM? I just liked it that way. [shrug]

So, what’s it like to be a godlike two-in-one pony, the most powerful magic user in the world after Discord, the centuries-old ruler of an empire, veteran of any number of apocalypse-grade conflicts, and owner of the most epic hair anypony has ever had?

There’s paperwork. Lots of paperwork. ALL THE PAPERWORK. But hey, now it’s on spiffy little data pads instead of scrolls!