>Anon: “Hey Twilight. Um, wow! That’s an amazing dress.”

>Sci-Twi: “Oh thanks. It had a more traditional décolletage but then my bustline went through some changes this week and Rarity had to make some last minute modifications.”

>Anon: “Changes, huh? You don’t say…”

>Sci-Twi: “Yup! Say, want to see a neat trick?”

>Anon: “Sure, what do you—”

>BA-BOING!

>Anon: “Hrkk!”

>Sci_Twi: “Whew, bouncing’s a lot more work than it used to be! Glad the double sided tape held. What did you think Anon? Anon?”

>Rarity: “I think you gave him a heart attack, darling. I told you to be careful.”

>Sci-Twi: “Aww, but I thought he could take it!”

>Rarity: “Well, let’s drag him into the back room. I’m sure he’ll snap out of it if you show him some of the other tricks we taught you this week.”

>Sci-Twi: “Great idea! Gosh, I’m so lucky I had you girls to guide me through this crazy growth spurt!”

>Rarity: “Not at all darling! After all, you’re now an official member of the Canterlot High Big Boobs Club. We’d be remiss if we didn’t teach you how to care for your new additions. And how to use them properly.”

>Sci-Twi: “Speaking of which, come on Anon, up you go.”

>Anon: “Huh, whu— what’s going on?”

>Sci-Twi: “It’s alright, you’re just a little dizzy.”

>Anon: “Uhh, okay.”

>Sci-Twi: “Hey, Fluttershy! I’m glad I ran into you.”

>Fluttershy: “What’s up, Twilight?”

>Sci-Twi: “Anon here is feeling a little ill. Rarity and I are going to take him in the back and help him ‘feel better’.”

>Fluttershy: “That’s nice. Can I help?”

>Sci-Twi: “Funny you should mention that. Could you come with us for a bit? I’ll bet a big drink of milk is exactly what Anon needs to perk him up.”

>Fluttershy: “Oh! Why certainly!”

>Rarity: “Triple teaming him, darling? You really are trying to kill him.”

>Sci-Twi: “Well you know what they say, whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!”