Have a small, goofy thing that came out of a chat I had with ittybittybrittykitty.

“How to care for your Sprite, a step-by-step guide.“

“Step 1: Talk to your Sprite. Make sure they understand that you’re there to help them and care for them.“

“Step 2: Diaper them. All Sprites must be kept in diapers unless you want to deal with many wet objects.“

“Step 3: Blanket burrito them. This makes the Sprite cozy and warm, but don’t roll them too tightly!“

“Step 4: Fetch them their favorite snack and/or drink. Little ones need to be kept nourished. Do so at your own discretion.“

“Step 5: Cuddle. Sprites need many cuddles each day. Lack of cuddles makes for sad Sprites.”