Pursuant to new regulations entering force today, long-term residents can no longer be stored in isolation cells on their own on a continuous basis. To comply with these regulations, affected residents will be supplied with a new Cell Buddy™, the Inflatable Companion Who Loves To Love! We’re sure you’ll love their teasing, flirty personalities, their comfy air-filled bodies, and their desire to just hug and squeeze you all day long. No matter your mood, they’ll always want to hold you close, pet you and make you squirm, and since they’re twice the size of you and never get tired, you don’t have much choice in the matter! You’ll never be lonely again with a Cell Buddy! No responsibility is taken for insertion of prisoners into Cell Buddies, though safety is assured.

This is another one based on an RP I did ages back, and one of my favourites, even with how brief it was!