Based on the Chinese comic panels from: sta.sh/0bdprpfs8hl Way to procure us with these AMAZINGLY bland gifts from the GREATEST gift giver trolls EVER, Pinkie PIE!!!! III’mmmm SURE these gifts will come in handy at SOME time!! It has for MY last year’s gift to Princess Twilight!! 

Mmmmmhhh hmmmmm……
OH, and how do SUPPOSE these figurines are gonna help us get outta the debt our pa owes to the Equestrian bureau??
Uhhhhhh, maybe we could sell these to an art auction to the highest bidder??!
OH, and who on earth would wanna BUY these cheap ceramic spitting self-portrait image of these figurines??!!
I DUNNO!! But I bet that if we head out to my hometown on the market street, maybe we could score a lucky cash cow!
Uhhhh huhhh…
  How about this??!! YOU go out into Ponyville and try to sell these useless figurines, while WE stay over to prepare Hearth’s Warming Dinner!!

 If you don’t get the 5000 bits for the land debt, DON’T BOTHER COMING BACK TO THIS HOUSE EVER AGAIN, UNDERSTAND???!!!

Ohhhhhhhhh…….fine…..
References:
Marble Pie Design: Marble Pie by OR Absolute Territory and Mmm-Hmph? by

Limestone Pie Design: I’m gonna pin you up by (changed the pants color due to scanning error)

Pinkie Pie Design: She loves parties. by

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