An image I drew for /neet/, with a little silly story:

>Be (You)

>You pull up to your house, tired and annoyed from the day’s activities

>You practically bust down your front door, taking a deep whiff of the air inside

>Yes. There is it. That fucking putrid, stomach-churning smell

>You know who’s responsible. Their punishment is nigh

>You stomp over to your room, standing at the doorframe looking in

>There she sits, on your computer chair

>“Mn? Oh. Hey, Nonny. Did you get that twelve-pack of Mountain Dew is told’ya to get?“

>You grit your teeth, rumbling the earth as you approach Floor Bored

>“H-Hey, you alright? … I-I didn’t eat your pizza, I swear a rat got it.“

>“Woh— Hey!“

>You lift her up from her foreleg and drag her towards the bathroom

>You toss her in, enter yourself, and lock the door behind you

>“Anon, I know that you’re mad, but seriously, the neighbor was the one that broke your last keyboard!“

>You start the shower

“In. Now.“

>“C-C’mon, Nonny. Is this really necessar—

“Yes. Even if I held a gun to your head, you wouldn’t get yourself into the shower. IN. NOW.“

>She looks at the water, gulping and looking back to you

>You glare at her with the force of a thousand suns

>She sighs, removing the greasy band that keeps her ponytail tied

>She gets in… and just sits there

“For the love of… fucking wash yourself, you pig!“

>“Mmn, nah, the water can just—“

“FUCK!“

>You strip your clothes off and climb into the bath as well