Luna: Woah! I’m bipedal! And where did this costume come from?!

Nemo: Yeah I have no idea why the machine does that. Deamons didn’t always wear those outfits until I showed up

Luna: Showed up?

Nemo: Yeah they we’re practically like cave ponies when I met them, so gave them education, access to modern Dolostrum technology, and training in martial arts

Luna: Why did you go through all that trouble?

Nemo: Well originally I was sent to their nest to wipe them out

Luna: What?!

Nemo: They were harassing a nearby village, and were mistaken as feral halfs. However, once I got to their cave I noticed they had some social structure and primitive writing and language. I decided to try and improve their lives so they would leave the village alone, and become independent as their own colony

Luna: And they just accepted your help?

Nemo: Well no, They would only listen to the strongest among them, so I had to defeat every single one of them in combat

Luna: You beat up all of them?!

Nemo: It wasn’t much of a fight. Sure they’re strong especially the females, but with no martial arts skill I took all 87 of them down. After that I did my best to educate and train them. I left the decisions about how they operated their colony up to them I had no interest in controlling their lives just helping them catch up with the rest of the world. They actually took al liking to me to the point they started wearing outfits similar to my Demon suit

Luna: Your goofy outfit? Why did they do that?

Nemo: They sort of adopted a mask wrestler code. The mask became the symbol of their honor, and they were all trained in my demon style fighting, so they decided to dress like me. Honestly I’m surprised they haven’t abandoned the practice yet. Even the children do it.

Luna: They must really respect you

Nemo: They shouldn’t, I just gave them the tools they needed like I’ve done for others before. Everything they did after that was because of their own ability and skill, and none should be attributed to what I did

Luna: Well that was a fun history lesson, but I’m ready to move on now