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<ins>More ENN jokes</ins>:
This is an apple—-
And it’s been genetically modified, but we’ll never gonna tell you that on TV!
<ins>ENN</ins>: Our facts always comes first—-
—-unless we have a really hot Foal Free Press scoop on the Changelings meddling with our oligarchy government to boost our ratings!!
We only fact-check our sources a couple of months after a disastrous invasion due to our government’s absent or negligent military; the rest we just kinda apple-banana our way through the whole darn shebang!
This is a portable laptop; some ponies might call it a magical spell book!
