“Hope everyone has a safe and merry Christmas! Here is Luna fussing over how fat she’s gotten for the hundredth time.

The Fat Kneader is a little device that I dreamed up last night (seriously I had a dream about it) that loosens up belly fat by giving it a nice massage. I can imagine how Luna feels walking around with the device locked tight around her waist, feeling the strange sensation of the mechanical arms rubbing and squeezing her soft flabby belly, praying and hoping that her stubborn chocolate fat will finally start melting away…

Erm… Happy Holidays.”