Oh they shoulda just sent the whiskey

When they saw the trouble coming,

Oh they shoulda just sent the whiskey!

Then they wouldn’t be a-running.

Times are tough and things are bad

So why be dumb and risky?

When you see the trouble come,

Ya better just send the whiskey!

Now, I hear wine is mighty fine

It makes you feel so frisky!

But trouble’s come, so get er done

And don’t forget the whiskey!

Oh you shoulda just sent the whiskey,

When ya heard that trouble’s coming

Oh you shoulda just sent the whiskey

Then all this woulda been nothing!

Now vodka grows from winter snows

That make you cold and shivery!

But that icy bite just don’t feel right

So best send me a whiskey!

Oh you shoulda just sent the whiskey

When you knew that I was coming!

Oh you shoulda just sent the whiskey

Then you wouldn’t get a thumping!

Times are rough and things are bad

But don’t you get sad and weepy!

When you know that I’m a coming

Just send me your whiskey!

Fallout: Equestria Project Horizons written by Somber

Pupbuck design by Vectorbrony

Applejack Daniel’s by up1ter