“In other news, just hit 1,008 followers here ( Including many RARITIES! What are they following me for, eh? Do they want MORE CAKE? HAW! )! Thats right! Prince Bluebloods follower list is long enough to start a legit religion! Not that I would do such thing, of course, I do not desire to see my fans worshipping me as a god, I would much more prefer you, ladies and gentlecolt of tumblr, to worship me as the rich, beautiful, sexy and charismatic older brother that you never had and yet somehow managed to steal your girlfriends!

See you later, alligators! Bunny kisses and what not, thank you for my playing my game etc.

P.S. The one they call Gummy, stop sending me questions about medicine, talking alligators freak me the buck out.

P.S.S. No I do not bleed blue blood, Im not a lobster, this is just silly, nopony asks Pony Joe if his blood is ponies.”