Honeycrisp: “Welcome, young’uns! Now that everypony’s here, we’re gonna talk about caterpillars and how they grow and turn into butterflies!”

Pippin: (whispering) “Psst! Thunder! Look at the way yer brother’s lookin at mah cousin!” snickers

Thunderclap: “Heh heh, that loverboy!” smirks

Diamond: giggles

Honeycrisp: “…but what’s really interesting about caterpillars is that they are herbivores just like y’all!”

Motocross: “One day they’ll become pretty butterflies, almost as pretty as you!”

Thunderclap: “Wow Motor, I didn’t know you were such a loverboy!”

Motocross: “I was just answering the question!”

Thunderclap: “Miss Honey didn’t even ask a question!”

Motocross: “Shaddup, sis!”

Pippin and Diamond: giggling

Honeycrisp: “Now Motocross, what’s this on yer desk? Is this apple for me?”

Motocross: blushes and nods

Honeycrisp: “Why thank you!” pats his head and bites into the apple, wiping juice off her mouth as she does so

Motocross: wings spring open innocently

Thunderclap: “Loverboyyyyyyy~”

Diamond: (whispers) “Thunder, who’s that third grade colt you talk to every day? He’s cute!”

Pippin: “Looks like Thunder’s got herself a coltfriend!”

Thunderclap: (hissing) “No I do not! I don’t know what you’re talking about!”

(Suddenly, Chocolate Cheesecake walks in)

Cheesy: “Hi Thunder! Everything okay?”

Pippin and Diamond: (whisper-chanting) “Thunder has a coltfriend! Thunder has a coltfriend!”

Thunderclap: ahem “Yeah, Cheeseboy, everything’s fine. Right guys?” glares at Pippin and Diamond

Cheesy: “Okay. We’re still meeting after school, right?”

Thunderclap: (whispers) “Yes! Don’t talk about it with my friends here!”

(Cretaceous Clavicle gets up and walks right past Diamond)

Diamond: hyperventilates and swoons

Pippin: pouts

Honeycrisp: “Chocolate Cheesecake! What’re y’all doing in my first grade classroom? Go back to Mrs. Cheerilee’s class!”

Cheesy: “O-okay! See you, Thunder!” hugs Thunderclap

Pippin: (under her breath) “Thunder has a coltfriend~”

Thunderclap: mischievously grins “Mmhmm~” grabs Cheesy and kisses him

Cheesy: “Whoa! Thunder!”

Thunderclap: “See Pippin, if I can get my colt, you can go get your filly!” points at Diamond

Honeycrisp: “WHAT THE HAY ARE Y’ALL DOING OVER THERE? Yer gettin’ detention, all of you!”

Diamond: snaps out of her swooning “W-what?”

Pippin: “Cuz! You can’t do this!”

Honeycrisp: “In this classroom Ah’m not yer cuz, Ah am Miss Honey! Now go to the detention hall!”

Motocross: “Even me, Miss Honey?”

Honeycrisp: “No, not you, Motocross. You’re a great student!” pats his head

Motocross: squees

Honeycrisp: “The rest o’ y’all…go to detention!”

Thunderclap: “Worth it~”