SS: (knocks on Firework’s door) “Yo Firework! Get out here! I need to talk to you!“

(nopony answers)

SS: “You better come out or I’ll break your door in!“

FW: (comes out and yawns) “Babe, what’s up? Don’t you know I was in the middle of a nap?“

SS: “A nap? Seriously?“

FW: “I was tired, okay? Geez!“

SS: (facehoofs) “Ugh…whatever. Just come with me, we need to talk.“

FW: “What, are we gonna bang?“

SS: “NO.“

FW: “Fine, fine! Geez, you’re just a ray of sunshine today…“

(they find a private cloud to talk)

SS: (pulls out a pregnancy test) “Guess who forgot to wear protection last month?“

FW: “You’re preggers? Who’s the father?“

SS: (throws the pregnancy test at his face) “YOU, you idiot!“

FW: (falls backwards) “Really? How do you know?“

SS: “Are you really that thick? You’re the only stallion I’ve slept with all year!“

FW: “B-but I thought you took the pill!“

SS: “Of course I didn’t! Those pills are gross! You were supposed to bring condoms!“

FW: “I did bring them! I just…didn’t wear any…“

SS: “Yeah, well, I went to the doctor yesterday, and she said I’m having twins. YOU are going to help me raise the little brats and YOU are paying child support!“

FW: “Me?? Storm, I’m too young to die! I have goals, I wanna make it big!“

SS: “And you think I don’t?? I was gonna be in the royal guard, maybe become a Wonderbolt! I was gonna become somepony great! And NOW I can’t because I’ll be stuck being a stupid mom, and it’s all your fault!” (starts getting really passionate)

FW: “MY fault? You didn’t use protection either! My parents are Wonderbolts and they still have us!“

SS: “They became Wonderbolts BEFORE they started popping out featherbrains like you! The Wonderbolts don’t take teen parents! Neither does the royal guard! I didn’t want to be a stay-at-home mom but I guess that’s the fate I’m stuck with now! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!” (starts crying)

FW: “Storm…“

SS: “Just go, we’re over!! Thanks A LOT for destroying my dreams!” cries into a cloud

FW: (sarcastically) “Yeah, well, it’s nice knowing I’M the reason we’re screwed. Have fun raising those brats since you forgot to do your part last time.” (huffs and flies away)