Five years after the fall of the Solar Empire, some members of its rogue royalty have still yet to be found. Chief among those is its former ruler, Princess Celestia, who was said to have had her horns and wings stripped away before she vanished into the night, along with the entirety of Canterlot’s treasury from the hands of the Dark Master who conquered her lands.

In her desire to make money off of her body, she has revealed her secret. What do you do?

A. Join her in rebellion.

B. Force her to service you for the rest of her life to keep her secret.

C. Turn her over to the Black Orcs looking for her, who have not had sex in months.