“Why, she’s lookin’ purdier’n ever!” – Cindy/Cidney Aurum, Final Fantasy XV

FUNNY, CRINGY, SEXUAL ACCOMPANYING DIALOG:Cindy Apple: “Prince, you really know how to make a girl work HARD. Y’know, for bein’ all that fancy schmancy frou frou royal type, you sure are a really DIRTY and NAUGHTY boy making a big ol’ mess of her like that. I know you are supposed to be on a low profile and all, but next time don’t COME in the back. This is a FULL SERVICE station, so you can just COME in the front since it’s less suspicious with all the others goin’ IN AND OUT. Golly, the things I go out and do for you… I got a good workout from gettin’ the whole interior SOPPIN’ WET and RUBBING OUT the stains. I’m glad that I could PULL THE TOP DOWN to let it all air out, otherwise I’d have to bring out my BIG TOYS to properly HANDle the JOB to my personal SATISFACTION. I noticed there was a lotta TENSION under the hood after I could hear MOANIN’ and shriekin’ just as bad as a Naga, so I LUBRICATED her up real nice like for ya so that there would be no CHAFIN’ or GRINDIN’ of any sort. There was some wear and tear on those LUSTrous fancy trims, so I applied some of the best BONDAGE adhesive that I could, otherwise she’d be NAKED without them and look like any ol’ run’o-the-mill beauty. I also gave you some extra illuminating headlights for extra PROTECTION from the daemons on the road. But, before you PULL OUT, lemme make sure I’ve searched every li’l nook and cranny to COMPLETION. Don’t worry about the cost. Since you are the prince and all, and it’s the FIRST TIME I’ve SERVICED you anyhow, I’ll TAKE YOUR LOAD of the debt. Just don’t tell Papa, or you’ll have to TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY. It was all my PLEASURE working for you. Remember you can CUM in me… I-I mean come in to see me any time. (Gosh dangit, I almost completely got through my sexually alluring schtick with messing up. That’s how I get them all to come back and give me more money. I can’t mess up again, otherwise I’m gonna be broke!)”

Cindy is the true MVP of Final Fantasy XV. Had she not fixed the Regalia, the prince and his royal retinue would never have gotten anything done. Hammerhead has her working so hard 24/7, and she’s even courageous enough to go adventuring against the countless predators and daemons in the wild.

Ever since I saw Pony Fantasy 6, I’ve always wanted to do some crossovers, so here is my first attempt:Applejack as Cindy Aurum.

Personal gripe: the localization should have just kept her name as Cidney, to honor the legacy of the Cid namesake.