Dear Pinkie Pie,

I know you like jawin’ with your customers just as much as I do, so I can’t fault you for hangin’ round’ after your shift. But, you DID ask me for a ride home this afternoon, and I’ve been waitin’ in the parking lot for bout’ twenty minutes. It’s gettin’ cold, dark and I’m hungry. So, here’s how it goes. Either you’re out here in ten seconds, or I reckon I’ll be commin’ in to get you.

P. S. – From behind the wheel, and ya’ll know I’ll DO it.

Sincerely, A.J.

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“Just the EQG version of Applejack, getting a wee bit perturbed with Pinkie, for the above-stated reasons. The car is one I drew a while back in a “What kind of vehicle would AJ have?” exercise, and have been looking for an excuse to put it in something with her ever since. “