Canadian goose, Here is some green going along with it.

>You’re Anon

>You are Walking the street down with nothing on your mind.

>After dealing with this cray pony of a pigeon you need need a coffee.

>On the way to the café you walk past a wide field.

>Suddenly you hear it.

>“Eeeeeeey, whaddaya think you are doing, eh?“

>You turn around to the Voice.

>Oh god, another bird pony.

>With a redicolous long neck and feathers colored like a…

>The accent gave it away.

>Canadian goose

>“Eeeeeey, I live here, move on and leave!“

>You look at it from about 25 feet away.

“I’m not even… near you. Crazy ass dickhead.“

>“Eeeeey! You are too close to me get away.“

>The fuck is with this fucking pony.

“I didn’t mean to disturb you or anything.“

>“Ey, leave you two legged weirdo!“

>The pony reared up and spread it’s wide wings.

>Two legged weirdo.

>Thanks Celestia for not turning you into something normal.

>Sarcasm aside.

“I was about to leave anyway.“

>You yell across the field getting back to walk to the café.

>Two coffees.

>Fucking bird ponies.

>You go ahead and walk further down the street.

“Argh, fuck! What the fuck!“

>The fucking pony ran after you and bit your ass.

>Poor Jeans.

>“I said leave! I live here!“

>Is this fucker serious?

“I was leaving god damnit.“

>You started to walk faster.

>Unfortunately the pony is still following slowly.

>It’s still on its back legs and with its wings spread wide.

>How does he even walk like this?

>You start running.

>This fucker just won’t give up.

>It chases you down until you reached the Café.

>You open the door and slam it shut.

>“Welcome to our Ca-“

“Hide me!“

>The cute dressed waitress tilts her head at you.

>“Ex… cuse me?“

“There is a fucking goose chasing me down.“

>The Mare walks up to the window.

>“Silly green guy, it’s just a pony.“

>She walks up to the door behind you and opens it slowly.

>Press F to pay respect.