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“Two school events at the exact same time? NO PROBLEM! I’ll be at both!”
”Pops, it isn’t a big deal. You don’t have to come.”
”Besides, do you not have an important diplomatic meeting today?”
”Grandmother can handle it! You two are much more important!”
”Isn’t there gonna be a war if it doesn’t go well?”
”Grandmother! Can! Handle! It!”
”How do you plan on attending both events, anyway? They’re on the opposite sides of town.”
”I HAVE NO IDEA!”
