Page 798 – Twilight’s Failsafe Power

Author: Winged Cat

Guest Author’s Note: “Because friendship is magic, and a fellow player character tends to help more than a NPC minion granting feat.

“But has anyone been in Applejack’s position, where your PC’s land (not just the land your PC was on, or land belonging to your PC’s lord, but land that your PC owned) was being directly attacked, intentionally or (as in this case) incidentally?”

Newbiespud’s Note: Quick reminder that I’ve updated my Patreon so that there’s new goals, new shows on the horizon, and actual rewards for keeping me financially afloat.

Pinkie Pie: Let’s start with…. oh, those apple trees not in bloom? Suddenly, giant apples!

DM: Magically poisoned, of course.

Pinkie Pie: Not that they’d know it at a glance. But they might suspect. Especially when the forest critters start biting into them.

Fluttershy: They know better than that!

Pinkie Pie: Normally, but can you out-diplomance a giant apple? There’s a corn field next to the orchard, right? It all pops. Fields of popcorn!

Applejack: Hey now. This is my farm we’re talking about!

DM: That is where the spell was cast.

Pinkie Pie: Aaand… cotton candy clouds raining chocolate milk!

Applejack: That just doesn’t make sense.

DM: It’s magic going awry. Epic level magic. I approve. Oh, and you’ll want to look at this.

Applejack: Huh? This is a nutritional breakdown…

DM: At a taste you can guess the line I highlighted.

Rarity: Should we be worried you just had this lying around?

DM: It’s one of the types of chocolate Pinkie makes.

Rarity: I repeat the question.

Applejack: Is this almost as much salt as seawater??

DM: Raining down on your fields right now.

Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Okay, is that everything?

DM: I hope it’s not too much.

Twilight Sparkle: Of course not. I was only practicing the second biggest power I have.

DM: Epic tier powers are the SECOND biggest? What’s the first?

Twilight Sparkle: Something I don’t need levels for. My friends.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah!

Applejack: Ain’t no weather getting us down.

Rarity: This will be child’s play.

Pinkie Pie: Hee hee! I get to set it up AND take it down!

Fluttershy: Umm, yay?